HEADLINES

— Mike Tyson says he smokes around $40K worth of weed a month at his ranch

— Washington Capitals executive Sergey Kocharov wins $1 million lottery prize

— Lakers center DeMarcus Cousins suffers torn ACL

— Reds rookie Aristides Aquino continues record pace with another homer

— Alex Rodriguez has $500,000 worth of items stolen from rental car, per report

— Gregg Popovich calls Colin Kaepernick’s fight for social justice ‘a very patriotic thing’

SUPER HEADLINE

— Ohio State has market cornered on THE dumbest ideas

GOIN’ IN [NFL reaches for atonement with Jay-Z]

FROM THE VAULT … [Michael Phelps wins record 8th gold medal in an Olympiad – 08.17.2008]

DOLT OF THE WEEK [Antonio Brown]

CHAMPIONS PERSONIFIED [Simone Biles]